NOTE (2023-04-19): I honestly don’t recognize the person who wrote this essay, and this was written less than two years ago. I think I must have a hidden inner suceptibility to cultic religious groups/movements when I don’t first recognize them as such. Because this is literally me preaching the Gospel of Ship 30 for 30. Ewwww. About a month ago, I decided to give myself a firm kick in the ass to get back into writing.